Band-aids? For $500 you should at least get duct tape!
06/01/10 13:14 Filed in: Stupidity
Drunk Driving Quiz
04/17/10 11:13 Filed in: Stupidity

- Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
- Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
- Try to bite the deputy
Fully story at WPTV
O Florida! Our home and native land...
04/17/10 10:54 Filed in: Site News
Here in the land of Maple trees, Mounties, and Ice Hockey, it's been a harsh winter, so we haven't been posting much, eh? While we gather some new material, you can always sit down with a plate of Floridian Bacon and check out Fail Blog:


Mug Shots of the Week
09/15/09 00:26 Filed in: Mug Shots
Two for Tuesday!
Since we've been focusing on bad tattoos lately, how can we leave out father and son team Floyd and Justin Bebee?


The Smoking Gun brought this pair to the internet's attention last year, but TFF decided to dig deeper. We tracked down the original booking information with Polk County Sheriffs Office to give you a timeline of their criminal careers. Click images for charge information.


According to The Smoking Gun, this pair has more tattoos that aren't visible here: Floyd says the back of his head reads "Got-R-Did", while Justin's eyelids read "Fuck" and "You", respectively.
Since we've been focusing on bad tattoos lately, how can we leave out father and son team Floyd and Justin Bebee?


The Smoking Gun brought this pair to the internet's attention last year, but TFF decided to dig deeper. We tracked down the original booking information with Polk County Sheriffs Office to give you a timeline of their criminal careers. Click images for charge information.


According to The Smoking Gun, this pair has more tattoos that aren't visible here: Floyd says the back of his head reads "Got-R-Did", while Justin's eyelids read "Fuck" and "You", respectively.
Please give notice if you intend to die
09/13/09 13:02 Filed in: Stupidity
This is a bit of an oldie, but a goodie...
A Ft. Lauderdale landlord claimed that by dropping dead of a heart attack without giving 60 days advance notice, tenant Art Zissen broke his lease and owed 3 months rent, which the landlord tried to collect from Art's family. Story at All Headline News.
Seems a little greedy to us, but I guess if a dead man can have parental rights, maybe he can owe rent too?
A Ft. Lauderdale landlord claimed that by dropping dead of a heart attack without giving 60 days advance notice, tenant Art Zissen broke his lease and owed 3 months rent, which the landlord tried to collect from Art's family. Story at All Headline News.
Seems a little greedy to us, but I guess if a dead man can have parental rights, maybe he can owe rent too?

