Imagine you have been caught driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit. When stopped by a sheriff's deputy, do you:

1. Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
2. Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
3. Try to bite the deputy

Trick question! As a Floridiot, the correct answer is "All of the Above".

Fully story at WPTV

Tags: DUI, Martin

Charge: DUI
Hillsborough County

You have the right to remain silent.... but it won’t help much while wearing that shirt.

Story at News4Jax

Tags: Hillsborough, DUI

Charge: DUI
Hillsborough County

Classy.

Tags: Hillsborough, DUI

Charge: DUI
Pasco County

From the picture, I’m guessing he was well over the limit...

Tags: Pasco, DUI