An old story from FAIL BLOG:

Tags: Sarasota, driving

Imagine you have been caught driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit. When stopped by a sheriff's deputy, do you:

1. Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
2. Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
3. Try to bite the deputy

Trick question! As a Floridiot, the correct answer is "All of the Above".

Fully story at WPTV

Tags: DUI, Martin

This is a bit of an oldie, but a goodie...

A Ft. Lauderdale landlord claimed that by dropping dead of a heart attack without giving 60 days advance notice, tenant Art Zissen broke his lease and owed 3 months rent, which the landlord tried to collect from Art's family. Story at All Headline News.

Seems a little greedy to us, but I guess if a dead man can have parental rights, maybe he can owe rent too?

Tags: Broward