Imagine you have been caught driving with a blood alcohol level five times the legal limit. When stopped by a sheriff's deputy, do you:

1. Take another swig of vodka, kindly poured for you by your passenger
2. Try to hide under the deputy's cruiser
3. Try to bite the deputy

Trick question! As a Floridiot, the correct answer is "All of the Above".

Fully story at WPTV

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