The Floridiot Files

Mug Shots of the Week

Two for Tuesday!

Since we've been focusing on bad tattoos lately, how can we leave out father and son team Floyd and Justin Bebee?

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The Smoking Gun brought this pair to the internet's attention last year, but TFF decided to dig deeper. We tracked down the original booking information with Polk County Sheriffs Office to give you a timeline of their criminal careers. Click images for charge information.

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According to The Smoking Gun, this pair has more tattoos that aren't visible here: Floyd says the back of his head reads "Got-R-Did", while Justin's eyelids read "Fuck" and "You", respectively.

Please give notice if you intend to die

This is a bit of an oldie, but a goodie...

A Ft. Lauderdale landlord claimed that by dropping dead of a heart attack without giving 60 days advance notice, tenant Art Zissen broke his lease and owed 3 months rent, which the landlord tried to collect from Art's family. Story at All Headline News.

Seems a little greedy to us, but I guess if a dead man can have parental rights, maybe he can owe rent too?

Kelly Hildebrandt to wed Kelly Hildebrandt

Next month in a ceremony in Lighthouse Point, Kelly Hildebrandt will marry Kelly Hildebrandt.

One of them is a 20 year old woman from Coral Springs, Florida, the other a 24 year old man from Texas. She-Kelly discovered He-Kelley on social networking site Facebook. One thing led to another and they fell in love. The couple feels their relationship was meant to be.

However, their name hasn't been without problems. The couple told WTVJ that they can't tell whose mail is whose, and told the AP that one of their cruise tickets was almost canceled when an agent thought it was a duplicate booking.

It's Not Even Halloween Yet

The group of armed robbers have been hitting Tampa pawn shops lately seems to have an odd penchant for costumes. The crew has disguised itself with such items as surgical scrubs and masks, and on other occaisons has worn child safety seats and beauticians sinks on their heads as masks.

TampaBay.com, which has the story complete with video, poses the question "Whatever happened to ski masks?" It seems pretty obvious why they wouldn't want to wear a hot sweaty mask at the peak of a Florida summer. But why a beautician's sink or a child safety seat? Your guess is as good as ours.

Mug Shot of the Week

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Charge: Obtaining a controlled substance
Hernando County

Yet another interesting tattoo... is that supposed to be a tiara!?